Whata Girl! by Rookie Roy changing into his uniform as Johnny walks into the locker room last as usual. "Hey Johnny?" "Hey Johnny?" Roy repeats himself again. "Oh hey Roy" Johnny says looking up from unbuttoning his shirt. "Have a good weekend?" "No!" "Why what happened this time?" "I don't wanna talk about it!" "You know you'll feel better once you talk about it." "I don't wanna talk about it Roy." "You say that every time." "Alright, alright!! Last night I had a date with that new Rampart nurse, Bethany." "Which new nurse?" "You know the one." Roy looking puzzled. "She's the brunette that's built like a model. Has fairly big..." He motions with his hands. "Forget I asked!" Roy interrupts. "Well anyways, so there we were at dinner having a great time and she's a picky eater so she wouldn't get anything fattening, which is kinda hard for the place we were eating at. " "Get to the bad part." "Ok, ok, quit rushin me. So there we were in my rover driving home and its making this really clunky noise, so I pull over." "And..." "And so I grab a flashlight and get out to look under the hood. Nothing appeared to be wrong so I crawl under to look to see if I could find the problem and I got grease or oil covered all over me." Roy regretting that he even bothered to ask about all of this. "So I go over to the passengers side. I open the door to get to my paper towels and I'm leaning over her and I get whatever was on my shirt all over her four hundred dollar white dress." "Oh Johnny that's considered a crime in some states" Roy jokes. "So she smacks me across the face really hard." "Well you had to of known that was coming." "Yeah I know, chicks are crazy when they pay that much for a dress." "Well Joanne's not that crazy over clothes, especially at that price" "So when we get back to her place I try to get an apology kiss and she bit my lip then smacked me across the face again." "God Johnny how do you get yourself into these things?" "I have no idea." "Do you have to pay for her dress?" "I don't think so, she didn't say, and I don't think she's talking to me anymore." "Well I'm sorry that things didn't work out for you." "Me too, she was a great girl." Johnny says with a slight smile on his face. "By the way if she's a new nurse how can she afford a dress that costs that much?" "Oh she's from an extremely wealthy family." "Gage, phone!" Captain Stanley yells from the kitchen. "I wonder who that is?" "Well while I finish getting dressed, why don't you go find out." "Ok, I'm goin, I'm goin." Roy comes out of the locker room finally dressed, to find Johnny, Chet, and the rest of the guys drinking coffee. "Johnny why are you so happy? A minute ago you were all worked up over that girl." "Well I just got off the phone with her and she wants to see me again tomorrow night." "Where are you gonna take her?" "We're just having dinner at her house." "And I bet you'll enjoy desert" Chet says with a mischievous grin on his face. "Oh shut up Chet!" tones------dispatcher "squad 51….."--------END |