Muddles and Roadblocks - A Mini E! by Kajakat "Come on, we got a rescue." Putting his book down, he looked up at his partner and said, "I didn't hear the tones go off. What's wrong?" "It's one of those fan fiction writers." "Oh no. Is she hurt? Was she in a car accident? Did her house collapse," he said fearing the worse. "No, it's worse than that. She hit a roadblock. She's in a muddle." "Oh my G-d not, writer's block." "Yes writer's block. And you know what that means...." "It means train wrecks, plane crashes, tidal waves, anything to get her going." "It also means, partner, SNAKES! When all else fails, they think about snakes." "Snakes. I HATE SNAKES!" "You're not alone in that department." So whaddya suppose we should do?" "If I was with her right now, I'd tell her to put the pen down, turn off the computer and go have a nice cup of coffee." "I know what would work. She could use a good......." "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!" "Whaddya think I was gonna say. I was gonna say a good vacation, thas all." Changing the subject, "Well, let's get it over with so we can return to our lives." "Where does she live? Cross town?" "Cross country. If we leave now we'll be back in time for dinner." Getting their gear they went to the squad and drove off. |