Birthday Surprise by Min "SHHHH! QUIET!" "SHUT UP, WILLYA?" "YOU shut up, you're gonna spoil the surprise!" "Alright, the next one that opens his mouth cleans latrines for the next six months, and I'm not kidding." "Sorry Cap." The crew was very contrite. "You hear something? It's her!" "Here she comes, get ready!" The door opened slowly. "Hey, who turned out the lights?" "SURPRISE, JANET!" |